Layan Lawak Ringan2 hihihi
Lady : Is this my train?
Station Master : No, it belongs to the Railway Company.
Lady : Don't try to be funny. I mean to ask if I can take this train to New
Delhi.
Station Master : No Madam, I'm afraid it's too heavy.
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Customer :Waiter, do you serve crabs?
Waiter lease sit down sir, we serve everyone.
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Customer:Waiter, is this a lamb chop or pork chop?
Waiteran't you tell the difference by taste?
Customer:No, I can't.
Waiter:Then does it really matter?
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Customer:Waiter, there's a dead beetle in my soup.
Waiter:Yes sir, they are not very good swimmers.
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Customer:Waiter, there's a fly in my soup.
Waiter:That' s all right sir, he won't drink much.
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Waiter: I've stewed liver, boiled tongue and frog's leg.
Customer: Don't tell me your problems. Give the menu card.
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Customer:Waiter, there's a fly swimming in my soup.
Waiter: So what do you expect me to do, call a lifeguard?
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Customer :Waiter, what's the meaning of this fly in my tea up?
Waiter wouldn't know sir, I'm a waiter, not a fortune teller.
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Man: How old is your father?
Boy: As old as me.
Man : How can that be?
Boy: He became a father only when I was born.
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Customer:Waiter, this soup tastes funny.
Waiter: Funny? But then why aren't you laughing?
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kahkahkah...lucu la.
mane dpt..?
Tengok gambar cik kucing tu pun dah lawak & lucu !
adoiyai... my stomach will blow you know!!
si kucing . huhuhuhuhu. :D
intan dayana..dari porem cari
ixora..baru tgk gambar kucing..belum tgk org yg postkan gambar kucing lagi haha
zamspotte..yeke hehe
meo kenapa dgn kucing tuu